About Us

Hello, and welcome to Seismic Vibrations! I started this company with two goals in mind: sell adult toys for a reasonable price, and to siphon as much web traffic from my current employer as possible selling adult toys and overtake their search engine rankings. Alas, it would seem that my dreams will have to wait. Rather than sell fantastical vibrating, thrusting, heated, rechargeable dildos (we’ve spent far too much time researching this topic…)(…and yes that’s all in one), it would seem that our country is being stolen from us by Nazi Apartheid Billionaires, and our elected officials refuse to act.

Real Americans are not okay with billionaires trying to destabilize our government to buy all of our assets for next to nothing.

Real Americans are not okay with Nazis in our government or communities, we went to war about this.

Real Americans don’t want to scapegoat marginalized groups.

Real Americans are tired of the lies and Treasonous activity.

Real Americans need to be ready, I hope I’m wrong, but I fear things will get much worse before they get better.

We will not stand by, we will stand firm, and we will shake the foundation!