Products

Here you will find our offerings, we’ve got to start somewhere, right? We have commissioned bumper stickers to generate funding to get our flagship product off the ground. At the same time, we have began production of our flagship product, “The Seismologist”. We’ve taken both of America’s favorite past times, baseball and fucking up nazis, and combined them into one convenient package. “The Seismologist” will be available in our “Junior Seismology” package.